Thales |
All shit is water. |
Anaximander |
There is an unlimited amount of shit. |
Pythagoras |
Shit is a number. |
Xenophanes |
If shit had a God, God would look like
shit. |
Parmenides |
One big, finite, round, motionless, continuous
shit. |
Heraclitus |
You can't step in the same shit twice. |
Zeno |
If you can cut shit in half forever, is
shit infinite? |
Socrates |
The unexamined shit is not worth shitting. |
Plato |
All shit is a shadow of the Ideal Shit. |
Aristotle |
Shit is what shit does. |
Epicurus |
This shit feels good. |
Stoics |
I can handle this shit. |
Sceptics |
I'm not sure about this shit. |
Neoplatonism |
The First Shit is the best shit. |
Augustine |
We can know God's shit. |
Avicenna |
First there was the universal shit, then
all the particular shits. |
Averroes |
God turns potential shit into actual shit. |
Maimonides |
God takes no literal shits, only allegorical
ones. |
Aquinas |
In his goodness, God created all this
shit. |
Occam |
Given several shits, the simpler shit
is more likely to be the true shit. |
Copernicus |
We're not the center of all this shit. |
Galileo |
This shit moves (no matter what the Pope
says). |
Descartes |
I shit, therefore I am. |
Hobbes |
This shit is nasty, brutish and short. |
Spinoza |
One big, beautiful, rational, cosmic shit. |
Leibniz |
In every head is a little shithead. |
Locke |
The shape and size of this piece of shit
are truly in this shit, but its smell and color are only in my mind. |
Berkeley |
There is no shit, only God's idea of shit. |
Hume |
There is no shit, just me shitting. |
Voltaire |
This is the best of all possible shits. |
Rousseau |
Man is free to shit but is everywhere
constipated. |
Kant |
Shit as though everyone were to shit as
you shit. |
Fichte |
My shit is even more idealistic than Kant's
shit. |
Schelling |
This shit is too beautiful not to be real. |
Hegel |
Shit and anti-shit make better shit (but
the 19th century German State is the best shit of all.) |
Feurebach |
You are what you shit. |
Marx |
You have nothing to lose but your shit--you
have a whole shit-house to win. |
(Lenin) |
What is to be shit? |
(Mao) |
This shit has a distinctly Chinese character. |
Compte |
The only shit is the shit you can smell. |
Mill |
The greatest shit for the greatest number. |
Schopenhauer |
Will this unhappy shit. |
Kierkegaard |
In fear and trembling I leap into the
shit. |
Dostoyevski |
If no shit is true, then all shitting
is permitted. |
Nietzsche |
Overcome your shit. |
Freud |
Improper toilet training during the anal
stage of psycho-sexual development -- a classic conflict between the
id, which derives pleasure from fecal expulsion, and the ego and superego,
which represent the practical and societal pressures to control anal
activity -- can lead to the formation of an anal retentive character
type: an adult, literally, who hasn't fully dealt with their childhood
shit. |
Jung |
Your individual shit is an archetype of
the collective shit. |
James |
All shit is of one fundamental shittiness,
neither just in my mind nor in the toilet. |
Russell |
I will give you a definite description
of this shit. |
Wittgenstein |
The shit of which you cannot speak, must
be pointed at. |
Whitehead |
Every shit is everywhere at all times. |
Bergson |
We live amidst a dynamic flux of shit. |
Heidegger |
Shit! I was a Nazi. |
Arendt |
Shit! I slept with him. |
Husserl |
Bracket this [shit]. |
Merleau-Ponty |
Shit is a bowel movement of the lived
and existential body. |
Sartre |
Hell is other people's shit. |
De Beauvoir |
One is not born a shit, but rather becomes
a shit. |
Camus |
Rebel against this absurd shit. |
Fanon |
Instead of pretending to be white shit,
black shit should violently overthrow colonialism. |
Levi-Strauss |
There can be no raw shit unless some other
shit is cooked. |
Barthes |
Even the most natural-looking shit is
the product of bourgeois artifice. |
Lacan |
Shit is the languaged Other. |
Derrida |
Deconstruct the privileging of shit over
crap. |
Foucault |
Shit was socially constructed in the 17th
century. |
Lyotard |
Be skeptical of all meta-shit. |
Baudrillard |
Shit is no longer possible, only the simulacrum
of shit. |
Rawls |
Maximize the shit-size of the one who
shits least. |
Chomsky |
Corporate media is full of shit. |
Rorty |
It all depends who's shitting. |
Minsky |
Let's make some intelligent artificial
shit! |
Searle |
Even if you could make artificial shit
that behaved intelligently, it still wouldn't be the real shit. |
Diogenes |
I will shit in public. |
Luther |
I can shit myself; I do not need the church
to shit for me. |
Benjamin |
Mechanical shit is without aura. |
Habermas |
All shitting presupposes the ideal shit
situation. |
Cicero |
What times! What shitting! |
Einstein |
The time space coordinates of a piece
of shit depend on the motion of the observer of that piece of shit. |
Dewey |
Shit is what shit is experienced as. |
Croce |
Shit, thinking about shit, and the difference
between shit and thinking about shit, are all part of the same shitty
experience. |
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